“I Want a Dyke For a President”
Zoe Leonard
1992
#i personally believe that adler wasn’t in love with him at all #instead her one weakness was an inablity to resist a good pun
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
Question for my fellow writers/readers:
Would almost constant use of gender-neutral pronouns in a story that is unrelated to non-binarism be too distracting? I’m considering using ze and hu for two of the characters, but I don’t want the focus to be on that instead of the story.
1, 8, 12, 15, 16, 18, 36, 50?
Oh my gosh, someone asked me. I feel like I won all the Internets is this what it Tumblr fame feels like?
1. What are you wearing? Right now, jeans and a long-sleeved red shirt and a little gift-wrapping bow I salvaged that I’m wearing as a bow tie.
8. OTP? Me and Jenna Oh, so many. I’ve been watching recorded episodes of White Collar, so I’m kind of all over asexual!Mozzie/Neal. My most consistent OTP is Doctor/TARDIS.
12. Favorite song? I checked iTunes and my most played song is “Help I’m Alive” by Metric, which I think is pretty accurate.
15. Hair color? a weird sandy blond/brown color
16. Favorite quote? Ugh, I wish I were at home. The entire wall next to my bed is covered in quotes I like. The best one I can remember right now is “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” -Lemony Snicket
18. Favorite color? Purple, just a bit darker than your icon
36. Favorite food? Tortilla chips and super-spicy homemade salsa
50. Favorite movie? The Princess Bride. That one’s not even hard.
1: What are you wearing?
2: Ever been in love?
3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
4: How tall are you?
5: How much do you weigh?
6: Any tattoos do you want?
7: Any piercings that you want?
8: OTP?
9: Favorite Show?
10: Favorite bands?
11: Something you miss?
12: Favorite song?
13: How old are you?
14: Zodiac sign?
15: Hair Color?
16: Favorite Quote?
17: Favorite singer?
18: Favorite color?
19: Loud music or soft?
20: Where do you go when you're sad?
21: How long does it take you to shower?
22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
23: Ever been in a physical fight?
24: Turn on?
25: Turn off?
26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
27: Fears?
28: Last thing that made you cry?
29: Last time you cried?
30: Meaning behind your url
31: Last book you read?
32: Last song you listened to?
33: Last show you watched?
34: Last person you talked to?
35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
36: Favorite food?
37: Place you want to visit?
38: Last place you were?
39: Do you have a crush?
40: Last time you kissed someone?
41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
42: What color underwear are you wearing?
43: What colo shirt are you wearing?
44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
45: Wearing any bracelets?
46: Last sport you played?
47: Last song you sang?
48: Last prank call you remember doing?
49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
50: Favorite movie?
